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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.


:umruodsmeha :umruodsmeha :umruodsmeha

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#2

hehe naročiu si bom t-shirt :-D
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Ja to je pa hudo... :boks

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#5

To pa ne piše... "Chuck Norris was beat up by Bruce Lee like a little wimping gay." :ok2
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#6

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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#7

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

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The President was lying about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has never lived there.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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To pa ne piše... "Chuck Norris was beat up by Bruce Lee like a little wimping gay." :ok2


A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
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Dieta:

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#11

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

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Jaz bom umru od smeha.

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#12

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minute. :laugh

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#13

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

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#14

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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#15

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
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#16

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.


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#17

Bwahaha...:rofl :rofl
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#18

:lmao :lmao :lmao
omg, za crknt!

"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."
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#19

hehe naročiu si bom t-shirt :-D



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#20

forbidden Chuck Norris clip:
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